Humour

Strive2Be Is Back to Blog With You Again!!

2009-11-24T07:49:51Z

I'm back!! Does anyone still remember me? I used to have the Blog that was STUPID. Lol. I liked to make you all laugh. I also had the "Official Mug Shot Friday", "Music From the 60's and 70's", and even true stories from history (such as the...

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Cry the beloved country

2009-11-18T22:30:51Z

On Google News yesterday (during the Vox blackout): Nigeria: the Country might have slipped, but I wonder where Nigeria: the Movie is, and Nigeria: the Flame Thrower (the kids love that one). Apparently, we topped this index, which is nice t...

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Bad parking job today

2009-11-17T11:45:41Z

Here’s today’s bad parking job. Unless this Toyota’s driver wants to tell me that originally, there was a bike in front and a Smart ForTwo behind. Otherwise, being in the middle of a two-car space and not allowing something as small as my Renault ...

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Confusing categories at record stores

2009-11-08T10:44:01Z

Ever wandered into a music or video store here and there are sections marked ‘A–Z’, ‘New Zealand’ and ‘Foreign’? The biggest section is the first one, and often we have the smallest section. Think about it though: shouldn’t everything not in...

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Giant Seagull

2009-10-26T14:52:06Z

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My name is Clouseau, Jacques Clouseau

2009-10-24T09:33:06Z

Before Steve Martin, Roger Moore, not Peter Sellers, was the last person to play Chief Insp Jacques Clouseau.

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Did City Life get it right this time?

2009-10-24T05:00:16Z

Remember last year when I took the mickey out of these in the City Life newspaper? The first one is obvious: Melbourne is misspelt. The second one is also obvious: Circle is misspelt, there’s a missing apostrophe for the possessive, and capital...

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Advice from the local constabulary

2009-10-22T21:20:48Z

I saw a bit of this on telly, but didn’t expect it to be passed around the internet as much. Background: ‘Safer communities together’ is the local slogan for the police, much like ‘To protect and serve’ for some American police departments.

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Little Britain meets Dame Edna

2009-10-21T09:43:19Z

There are numerous clips of Little Britain Down Under on YouTube, but David and Matt meeting Dame Edna has to be a highlight (from 3.28).

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Agent ‘Mitzi’ Smith v. ‘Uncle Joe’ Stalin

2009-10-21T08:44:07Z

I’m not sure how my friend Pearl came up with the scenario of Agent Smith from The Matrix (shown at left in one of his many guises—I think this was the scene where he battled Neo in a gay bar, before one of his stilettos broke) battling Joseph St...

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