Ever wandered into a music or video store here and there are sections marked ‘A–Z’, ‘New Zealand’ and ‘Foreign’?
The biggest section is the first one, and often we have the smallest section.
Think about it though: shouldn’t everything not in ‘New Zealand’ be under ‘Foreign’?
The other one I get a kick out of is ‘World’, which Borders uses. Shouldn’t everything be under ‘World’? I mean, if you have this category, there is no need to have any others.
Before Steve Martin, Roger Moore, not Peter Sellers, was the last person to play Chief Insp Jacques Clouseau.
Remember last year when I took the mickey out of these in the City Life newspaper?
I saw a bit of this on telly, but didn’t expect it to be passed around the internet as much. Background: ‘Safer communities together’ is the local slogan for the police, much like ‘To protect and serve’ for some American police departments.
There are numerous clips of Little Britain Down Under on YouTube, but David and Matt meeting Dame Edna has to be a highlight (from 3.28).
I’m not sure how my friend Pearl came up with the scenario of Agent Smith from The Matrix (shown at left in one of his many guises—I think this was the scene where he battled Neo in a gay bar, before one of his stilettos broke) battling Joseph Stalin, but I took her lead:
Smith: Mr Stalin.
Stalin: Who are you? How did you get in to the Kremlin?
Smith: It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you’re not actually mammals.
Stalin: Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.
Smith:
You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural
resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to
another area.
Stalin: Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach.
Smith:
There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern.
Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer
of this planet. You’re a plague and we are the cure.
Stalin: Death is the solution to all problems. No man, no problem.
As
Agent Smith contemplates Stalin’s response, a Soviet Red Guard shoots
Smith in the back with an AK-47. As Smith appears to die, Joseph Stalin
turns into Agent Smith.
Agent Smith 1, Soviet Union 0.
The stories are different enough that one could not accuse the Hong Kong film-makers of outright copying, but there is clear inspiration between the English Ooh, You Are Awful (or Get Charlie Tully), starring Dick Emery, and the first of the successful franchise 最佳拍檔 (Aces Go Places). The films are 10 years apart.
The plot lines are similar: in the original, Emery has to find a Swiss bank account number, separately tattooed on four different girls’ behinds. In the later film, Sam Hui (the father of Canto-pop) and Karl Maka’s characters have to find a map reference, tattooed on two different girls’ behinds. The following is of two very similar scenes, one set at Waterloo Station in London, the other at a taxi company’s radio department, and subsequent scenes involving photographic booths, where one might be able to claim there was a fair amount of direct copying. Emery is more blue, while the later film is more slapstick with better pacing.
And yes, that is the lovely Cheryl Kennedy in the first clip.
In the 1970s and 1980s, it was highly unlikely for Hong Kong cinemagoers to have seen the Emery film.
Head to 2.45 for the above scene in the first video; 0.43 in the second clip.
The Nobel Prize committee likes that President Obama is warm. Over in France, Carla Bruni likes that presidents are cosy.
Thanks to Michelle Kleinsmith for inspiring this post.
I can’t recall if I posted this before, but I still find it hilarious. The plot: Darth Vader is torn between good and evil and an incestuous love affair, and suffers a nervous breakdown. The scenes are from Star Wars, of course, while the dialogue is by James Earl Jones—just not from this film. And who knew Darth was such a Billy Joel fan?